When I wrote "In my Inbox" I realized I should say - in my actual physical inbox - we do still get (an increasingly little amount of) mail here at Joie de Vivre and we have an inbox to put it in. Said inbox often collects a variety of other items during the day and right now it is home to an otter and a sort of alien reindeer. The otter was a heating pillow. We sold it recently and the purchaser returned it saying her microwave had burned a hole in its skin - our first complaint of that nature and we suspect a very very powerful microwave. The little reindeer was spotted in our front zinnia garden a week or so ago. We brought him in to protect him from the rain, and left him in the front window in case a distraught child was roaming the street looking for him. However, a week brought no takers, so he made his way to the back room - and made an excellent companion for our burned otter! I guess I can't keep them in my inbox forever, but I'm enjoying their gentle company for the time being . . .
What was otter doing in the microwave ?
ReplyDeletegood question ! the otter is a vehicle for a microwaveable lavender heating pad . . it was designed to be microwaved - or perhaps I should say "Born to be zapped" (add your own music here ...)
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